Main Characters:

Kyle Mistry is the cynical nerdy protagonist in the facade of life, one who always, somehow, manages to find a way to complain about something. Always going against those who oppose the nerd persona, Kyle takes a stance against gangsters, druggies, sluts, emos, and any other generic "high school enemy." Kyle is an elitist for all things Apple, and will gladly take a bullet for his Mac any day.

Of course, there are also the antics that he, Kiera, and Alex constantly get up to. Be it from the remantents of an old locker-stored sandwich or a time machine, the antics that Kyle causes usually found at least a half-decent and amusing plot for a while.

Kiera Emanon is the "reaction person" of the usual trio. If anything goes wrong, or something seems bizarre, she'll usually be the one to point it out. Not really one to say much, she's the one who tries to keep Kyle and Alex from killing each other. Or, at least Kyle from killing Alex.

Rarely with a spontaneous outburst or exuberant antic, Kiera usually just tosses in a remark or comment about the situation that the trio has somehow managed to get themselves into.

Alexander Tamo is usually on the painful, painful end of all the jokes. Be it arrows in his poofish hair or being crushed by some sort of viking, Alex is basically the punching, beating, smashing, crushing, tossing, and kicking bag of the comic.

When he does appear in the comic, it's usually because he's been pulled into one of the trio's hijinks or because there was nobody else to use for the target of an insult or act of destruction.

Detestables:

Dow Serr is the Windows-biased anti-Kyle. Standing for all things Microsoft, Dow tries to cut down any attempt that Kyle makes for Apple superiority. It usually ends up in failure, and his own looking foolish. Using arguments that are generally outdated, Dow is the embodiment of all ignorant anti-Mac people.

That Drunken Guy is, well, constantly drunk. With a bottle of beer or flask of vodka in his pocket, he parades himself before stumbling and tripping over his own feet. A common sight is the drunk in a puddle of his own vomit, usually on a street curb.

Generic Ditz #1 is your typical braindead, herpes-infested, whorish, prissy teenager. With a Paris Hilton doll in one hand and a beer bottle in the other, the Generic Ditz is always one to be mocked on a massive level.

The Generic Ditz can usually be seen with the Generic Gangsters, and with a different boyfriend every other week.

Generic Gangster #1 if there ever were an embodiment of what society's lowest level is, the gangster is a perfect representation of it. Sexism, alcoholism, drug abuse, thievery, assault, and even occaisonally rape, the gangster is the anti-human, the sub-human, the grime on the Earth that needs to be cleaned up.

Generic Gangster #2 See above.

The Generic Emo is a typical, overly angsty teenager. Usually hidden behind layers of black clothing, noticeabley long-sleeved shirts to cover up the wrist-slashing scars, and overly long hair to shield light from their fragile eyes, the emo is a depressing character to be around. Always talking about killing themselves, yet it is an obvious facade, as he remains alive, and continues to pester others about their petty, often insignificant problems.

The Fanperson is one to like, and dislike, certain things for no particular reasons, usually because many other people do so. Fanpeople come in a variety of types, though the most common kinds are console, operating system, and anime fanpeople. Each of these fanpeople are just as annoying as their categorized counterparts, and should be avoided, if not eliminated, on sight.

Boxed Soldier and the League Of Wonder:

The Boxed Soldier is the leader of the League of Wonder, and is definitely not Kyle Mistry in disguise at all. As with the other League Of Wonder members, he is on the side of justice, but usually ends up making a comical mockery of himself.

The L337 Ninja is a ninja who, despite his mastery of every kind of fighting style, always manages to make a goof out of himself. Speaking in the computer language known as L337, it is often difficult to understand what he says and is sometimes ignored.

The Time Viking managed to make her way into the present thanks to Kyle's time machine disturbing the space-time fabric something something. With a cat in her arm and an AGAHF in her speech bubble, the Time Viking interrupts whoever is speaking to crush them.

The Internet Pirate made his convenient appearance just before the League Of Wonder departed on it's first mission. He doesn't have any really special powers, he was just bankrupted by the Canadian Recording Industry Association after 7 consecutive lawsuits, and was living on the streets with just a laptop and some hacking skills.

Other:

Death is surpringly laid back, and also has an awesome mohawk.